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Blatter treads in Einstein and Zola’s imprints as Madrid go all 1960 and Barca pull away

Mugabe contemplates a 'Bridge' in meeting with Swiss tyrant

Clogs Albert Einstein, Gianfranco Zola, Barry White and the Dalai Lama are just some of the luminaries who have had the opportunity to waffle-on to a obsequious bunch of floppy haired clever-clogs at that most revered of public soap boxes, … More »

Neymar trumps Bale in the Clasico Battle of the Barnets, the Celta tigers maul Malaga whilst the Rayo revival falls flat

A peep into the coming weeks fixtures

We shan’t detain you for long. As I’ll get to next weekends preview after I’ve given the oh so witty run down of last weekends La Liga goalfest followed by a fleeting, Peep Show style glimpse at some midweek fixtures … More »

Betis’ Bubble Bursts, Geta stroll on, the top two slip as Galvez goes all Roberto Carlos on us.

Madrid and Barcelona all jump at once during the late fifties.

What a weekend. Dodgy dives, Galvez’ golazo, Geta’s smash and grab in Granada and Athletic halt the rise of the submarine. It all started in Madrid where Los Merengues entertained, in every sense of the word, Malaga. Their first goal, … More »

World Cup 2014 qualification – is Jordan going Brazilian? Not if Luis has anything to do with it…

If the Dirty Dozen were a football team

A disclaimer prior to kick-off. We’re not sure what’s happened to the El Balonazo word processing unit, but it seems that the letter C needs an extra hard thwonk to get the requisite action- a bit of an issue with … More »